Lake Acid

Mens Classic Briefs

Let’s keep this brief. I’m a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and full front lining.

• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Like you, I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

One summer in a sleepy lakeside town, strange events started to occur in the dark, murky depths of their prized lake which forced the residence to make an extremely difficult decision. Either invite a B-Grade Hollywood production company to film ANOTHER sequel to one of the worst movies ever produced or fill the lake with acid to destroy anything and everything that may be lurking in its depths. Thankfully they chose the second option. The lake and its surrounds became completely uninhabitable, but on the plus-side, anyone who dared a dip in the lake came out with beautiful iridescent swimwear, and one less awful film was produced.

This print is a placement so the pattern will appear exactly as you see it in the photos, except of course larger or smaller sizes will have more or less of the print on display. Best of all this print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.