Different Strokes

Ladies Sports Brief

• Sit me on or just above your hips and my smooth flat elastic waistband will keep you feeling snug and secure throughout your session.
• I’ve got a moderate leg rise and full rear coverage to keep your peaches packed peacefully in position.
• Remember you can tie my drawcord to keep me tight and secure so I won’t go anywhere without you.
• I’m sold separately.
• I’m made with all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We often use subliminal messaging in our marketing to deceive customers into purchasing our products, but we’ve now extended our technology to infiltrate deeper into your mind. When wearing our swimwear, we can alter your brain signals so if you thought you were going to swim freestyle, we would make you swim butterfly. Thought you’d swim some backstroke? Sorry, we’ll make you do breaststroke. Planning some dryland stretching in your funkys before training? Nup, we’ll have you pecking around pool deck like a chicken.