Stir Crazy

Mens Eco Sidewinder Trunks

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
• ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles.
• Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market.

A fun feature that we’ve incorporated into our new swimwear is a whisk function. Simply plug yourself into three phase power while you stand in the swimming pool or any body of liquid, and you’ll spin uncontrollably like an electric eggbeater. If there’s enough residual suncream in the pool you’ll be able to turn the water into butter! If you’re making a wedding cake, jump into the mixing bowl of cream and you can tell everyone who eats the cake, that you really put your body and soul into making the cake, literally!

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.