Different Strokes

Ladies Strapped In One Piece

• Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming.
• My single bind straps will criss cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through the water.
• I’ve got a higher leg and bum than my Diamond Back and Single Strap One Piece sisters but will still keep you covered throughout your session.
• I come with full front lining and all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We often use subliminal messaging in our marketing to deceive customers into purchasing our products, but we’ve now extended our technology to infiltrate deeper into your mind. When wearing our swimwear, we can alter your brain signals so if you thought you were going to swim freestyle, we would make you swim butterfly. Thought you’d swim some backstroke? Sorry, we’ll make you do breaststroke. Planning some dryland stretching in your funkys before training? Nup, we’ll have you pecking around pool deck like a chicken.