Pull on the Monty Python T-Shirt: Tis But A Scratch — an officially licensed soft-style cotton unisex tee in grey, printed with the Black Knight one-liner from Holy Grail.

"Tis but a scratch" is the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), the film's most-quoted bit of absurdist combat dialogue and a fixture of comedy-fan reference for fifty years. The tee carries the gag without explanation.

Built on a soft-style cotton unisex blank with short sleeves and a marl grey body. Roomy through the chest, true to size on the shoulders. Pair with denim or cords. Works for the office, the pub, or a quote-along screening.

• Rockoff officially licensed product
• Style: Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
• Design: Tis But A Scratch
• Colour: Grey
• Material: soft-style cotton
• Great for: Python collectors, comedy fans, film-quote merch, Holy Grail nostalgia